Vader a Luke:

Would you love a monsterman could you understand beauty of the beast fire at will
Fire at will yeah I would kill yeah I would freeze all hell over just to get a chill
Yeah I would slay yeah I would maim yeah I would vanish in thin air and reappear again
Be right in the squares yeah I would be sincere yeah I would lie yeah I would lie
Yeah I would be there waking up the dead to get a thrill I say yeah I say yeah
Would you love a monsterman could you understand beauty of the beast
I would do it all for you would you do it all do it all for me
Take your time you'll be fine yeah there is nothing wrong with this you ain't committing crime
You don't know why it passed you by you search for something never found along these lines
Someday you may turn around and terrify you can't deny you crucify
Would you get down in the gutter swallowing your pride I say yeah I say yeah
Would you love a monsterman could you understand beauty of the beast
I would do it all for you would you do it all do it all for me
All that you get is less than you deserve
Leaving for now someday I may return yeah hmm whoa
Would you love a monsterman
Would you love a monsterman could you understand beauty of the beast
I would do it all for you would you do it all do it all for me
Would you love a monsterman could you understand beauty of the beast
I would do it all for you would you do it all do it all for me yeah hey

Anakin: ¿Que echan hoy en la tele?
Obi-Wan: La gala de Eurovi... digo GalaxiaVisión...
La tele: ¡HARD ROCK ALLELUJAH! ¡HARD ROCK ALLELUJAAAAAAAAAH!
Anakin: ¿Pero qué se meten estos del planeta Finlandia?
Obi-Wan: No sé, pero tendremos que investigarlo...

Video de aclaración: Representantes de Finlandia en Eurovision 2006

[ 31. Mayo 2006, 19:58: Mensaje editado por: Jedi_Porky ]

Anakin: Miradme...
Obi: ¿A quién?
Anakin: A mí.
Obi: Hay cosas más interesantes... Egócentrico Elegido que traiciona todas las expectativas

tanto tiempo sin apersonarme a los bajos fondos...!!!
pero como siempre ....estan a pleno!!!

un buen dia, padme llega a casa y se encuentra a anakin en el sofa viendo la tele. ella tiene ganas de cariñitos y se sienta encima de anakin

padme: huy, creo que me he sentado encima del mando de la tele
anakin: peroo si el mando esta encima de la mesa
padme: estupendo!

Padmé: ¿Que diferencia hay entre un sith y un jedi?
Aayla: En que uno es un sinverguenza... Y los otros unos calzonazos
Padmé: ¿Y si tienes un 1 por 2?. Digo me refiero uno que es ambas cosas.
Aayla: Es un sinverguenza calzonazos.
Padmé: Entonces ya se lo que es Anakin